And so towards the end of our glorious adventure. While the previous day had been one spent dining in hell, today was a step in the right direction of heaven - especially after a few beers. Quite what happened during this day and night is open to some debate, especially the later parts. However, read on to find out about the boat trips in Kavos, Mexicans, ridiculously fit school girls and ultimate drinking games. This is what drinking holidays are all about.
Part One: Boat Trip Morning - In which we took to the high seas, burnt to a crisp, saw amazing tits, then had a great BBQ...
Part Two: Boat Trip Afternoon In which we got covered in shaving foam, noticed our boat was full of mingers, then Gaz struggled to down a beer...
Part Three: Calm Before the Hurricane - In which we went back to our digs and chilled out, decided against the gravy train, had a spicy mexican, saw the fittest PR girl of the tour, saw the fittest (school)girls period of the tour, then went to the Beetle Bar where things really kicked off...
Part Four: Ultimate Drinking Games - In which we played G'Day Madge (which Bootstrap struggled with), I was sick, we created a Simpson's drinking game, we went to J.Cs (again!), then I wandered off into the night...
Part Five: Wanderings of a Drunkard - In which I attempted some banter with fit birds, failed to remember anything about it, then passed out... crying shame...