The day when we went to Kavos in the afternoon heat, and wondered around like corpses. We played the Gravy Train again and Richy and Gaz both smashed it up again. In town that night we met DJ Madfucker for the first time, then Nick jumped in a coach luggage compartment and it drove off. I pulled another substandard girl and went back with her, but passed out before it (thankfully) went any further.
Part One: Fiery Redhead, 21, Seeks Man - In which our room started to stink of kebab, we sawm to a jetty, had a disgusting cooked breakfast, then engaged in utterly nonsensical banter - largely at Richy's expense...
Part Two: The Case of the Sick Stained Sheets - In which I found some sick stained sheets on my balcony, went down town, tried and failed to eat properly, then went back to the apartment...
Part Three: Richy Reheats the Fire - In which I decided against dinner, replayed the gravy train with porno cards, tried playing ring of fire, then went into town again.
Part Four: The Stowaway - In which we went immediately to JCs, had a conversation with DJ Madfucker, listened to his obscenities, got naked, Nick got taken away in a coach, went to Snobs, pulled some girl, went back with girl, then fell asleep before anything happened.