Day Two: Contents
I awoke far too early and had to head to the pool to escape the searing heat of the room. After a day of chillaxing we played the gravy train and got absolutely battered. Richy so much that he had to stay in, the rest of us went to town. We went to Hed Kandi and I pulled a dog, then it was game over.
Part One: Feeling the Heat Closing In - In which I felt the first hangover of the tour but still managed to eat, spoke to some guys from Bromley, then listened to a West Ham supporter drone on...
Part Two: Night Plans - In which we decided what to do that evening, ate a pathetic meal, then saw the biggest hornet that ever lived...
Part Three: Richy Meets the Fire - In which we played the gravy train for the very first time, abused each other senseless, abused ourselves senseless, had a trio of bunder, then Richy passed out and everyone else went to town.
Part Four: Hermann Oerhing - In which I hurled after one shot of Ouzo, went to JC's to get a great deal, then got completely fucked on a fishbowl
Part Five: Hed Kandi's Dragon Slaying - In which we went to Hed Kandi, I pulled an absolute moose, went home with an absolute moose, then Roddy came to my rescue and took me away.
